Science Weekly Magazine
By Dr. Howell Thorman
The rat bear, you ask? Why yes, I know a lot about them. They are located on about every continent in the world. They are all different colors. Some are black, brown, white, albino, even light pink. There is even one that has taken the shape of a small lizard in order to hide from carnivores and predators in Africa. Even though the rat bear is endangered, you may be able to glimpse him (or her) from a tree in your backyard. If you have any questions, call or post below.
Friday, March 11, 2011
Early Breaking News-themissinganimal.net 3/11
Early Breaking News
A Chelsia Mintz of Boone, N.C. spots Albino Rat Bear! "I only saw his tail, but I knew it was him!" Chelsia reported. "He slipped away into the corn maze. It was 4 acres, so you could understand why I couldn't find him."
Also missing is Amigo Antilope who also lives in the Burry-Burry Forest. We think the kidnapper is going after the rare animals and setting up a zoo. We are going to find more people who knew these victims. Thanks for your support!
Sally Larsen, Co-author for www.themissinganimal.net
A Chelsia Mintz of Boone, N.C. spots Albino Rat Bear! "I only saw his tail, but I knew it was him!" Chelsia reported. "He slipped away into the corn maze. It was 4 acres, so you could understand why I couldn't find him."
Also missing is Amigo Antilope who also lives in the Burry-Burry Forest. We think the kidnapper is going after the rare animals and setting up a zoo. We are going to find more people who knew these victims. Thanks for your support!
Sally Larsen, Co-author for www.themissinganimal.net
Friday, February 18, 2011
Daily News Gazzette
Unexpected Disappearance
The Rat Bear Family is devastated as the father of the home goes MISSING! The Rat Bear is an Albino male with gross teeth. You can recognize him because of his distinct smell, what people describe as sweat, barf, and cupcakes. He left no trace except the police squad found a small sample of fur in the forest next to his house. Nearby, Maddie Brown says "It was SO unexpected. I never knew that Mrs. Rat Bear could be so sad." Also, Len Sanqui of Canada states "The memorial will be March 20th." she says, "If you must come, please wear formal dress. If you spot this creature, call 432-7789 (a toll free number) and ask for Charlotte. Then ask for the Albino News Corp. and she will set you up!
The Rat Bear Family is devastated as the father of the home goes MISSING! The Rat Bear is an Albino male with gross teeth. You can recognize him because of his distinct smell, what people describe as sweat, barf, and cupcakes. He left no trace except the police squad found a small sample of fur in the forest next to his house. Nearby, Maddie Brown says "It was SO unexpected. I never knew that Mrs. Rat Bear could be so sad." Also, Len Sanqui of Canada states "The memorial will be March 20th." she says, "If you must come, please wear formal dress. If you spot this creature, call 432-7789 (a toll free number) and ask for Charlotte. Then ask for the Albino News Corp. and she will set you up!
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