Unexpected Disappearance
The Rat Bear Family is devastated as the father of the home goes MISSING! The Rat Bear is an Albino male with gross teeth. You can recognize him because of his distinct smell, what people describe as sweat, barf, and cupcakes. He left no trace except the police squad found a small sample of fur in the forest next to his house. Nearby, Maddie Brown says "It was SO unexpected. I never knew that Mrs. Rat Bear could be so sad." Also, Len Sanqui of Canada states "The memorial will be March 20th." she says, "If you must come, please wear formal dress. If you spot this creature, call 432-7789 (a toll free number) and ask for Charlotte. Then ask for the Albino News Corp. and she will set you up!
